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CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT: NEW MOON (2009)
November 22, 2009
by Michael Arruda & L.L. Soares
Call this latest and last Cinema Knife Fight column on Fear Zone a transition: to finish reading what L.L. and Michael have to say about THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON, follow the link to their spanking new home, www.cinemaknifefight.com.
(THE SCENE: A darkened movie theater. In the front row, LL SOARES and MICHAEL ARRUDA are seated, watching HORROR OF DRACULA (1958). Christopher Lee has his fangs bared and they are covered in blood. )
MA: This is fun. Imagine, you inviting me to watch one of my favorite Hammer movies. What's the catch?
LS: I'm making a point.
MA: Which is?
LS: (looks up at the screen): That is what a vampire should be.
MA: Agreed. (snaps fingers - image on screen changes to Bela Lugosi). And him, too. (snaps fingers again - image changes to the vampire in the 1922 classic NOSFERATU) And him. (snaps fingers again - image changes to Frank Langella) And even him.
LS: Are you sure?
MA (grimaces): Well, I'm on the fence with Langella, but in that 1979 version of DRACULA he had nice hair! (Snaps fingers one more time. Image changes to Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen from NEW MOON). Not him.
(THE SCENE: A darkened movie theater. In the front row, LL SOARES and MICHAEL ARRUDA are seated, watching HORROR OF DRACULA (1958). Christopher Lee has his fangs bared and they are covered in blood. )
MA: This is fun. Imagine, you inviting me to watch one of my favorite Hammer movies. What's the catch?
LS: I'm making a point.
MA: Which is?
LS: (looks up at the screen): That is what a vampire should be.
MA: Agreed. (snaps fingers - image on screen changes to Bela Lugosi). And him, too. (snaps fingers again - image changes to the vampire in the 1922 classic NOSFERATU) And him. (snaps fingers again - image changes to Frank Langella) And even him.
LS: Are you sure?
MA (grimaces): Well, I'm on the fence with Langella, but in that 1979 version of DRACULA he had nice hair! (Snaps fingers one more time. Image changes to Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen from NEW MOON). Not him.
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