Back in 1974, expecting parents everywhere were terrified by Larry Cohen's IT'S ALIVE, which presented a mutant killer baby terrorizing L.A. It was followed by triplets in IT LIVES AGAIN (1978) and very silly looking adults in IT'S ALIVE III: ISLAND OF THE ALIVE (1987).

The original film is probably best remembered for its fantastic advertising campaign, which included this ROSEMARY'S BABY-like poster and this trailer. But it was the TV spot that really made this little bastard a monster hit.

Now comes the inevitable remake, co-written by Cohen and Paul Sopocy, directed by Josef Rusnak, and starring Bijou Phillips. This trailer shows what changes have been made to the story; Baby goes home ... (more…)

Chuck Norris has already proven that all he can do these days is shill for exercise equipment, political hacks, and possibly hair dye. Jean Claude Van Damme is lucky to score a direct to video flick. Steven Seagal couldn't get arrested. That leaves Sly Stallone, the man who successfully convinced America that a 60-year-old Italian Stallion could go head-to-head, toe-to-toe, and fist-to-fist with the Heavyweight Champion of the World in ROCKY BALBOA last Christmas, to revive the beloved cheesy action genre of the 80s and 90s with JOHN RAMBO.

Yes, John Rambo, the man who wiped out an American town, singlehandedly took back Vietnam (from the Russians???), and helped the Taliban make ... (more…)